91 year old wants to fight

On the top 4 stories for Yahoo! news today was a story of a man from Maine who wants to box fitness guru Jack Lalanne. The catch here is that both of the gentlemen are over 90 years old! This is so ridiculous. I think the gentleman from Maine, Roland Fortin, has been sniffing glue or something. What makes this guy think that he's able to box when he's over 90 years old. Both of them would be stupid trying to fight. Also, Yahoo can you please find better headlines. Apparently you guys had nothing else to report on today. Put this in the odd news or something. Not in the main news that suppose to be things that are pertinent to the world. No one cares about this except the two people involved and other old people who live in Florida. This is all a publicity stunt for the gym where this guy works out. The worst part about it is it is working. The membership at this gym has gone up since announcing the fight. People need to find better things to do. Go drive really slow or something. Or play shuffleboard. Stop wasting everyone's time.