Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Lindenwood Security

I don't understand how Wade Hampton can be so naive this campus is not safe. Hey let's implement a text messaging service so that we can protect our students. No maybe have security guards that aren't retards. What a bunch of freaking idiots. Immense must have changed dedinitons in the past ten years. If you don't know what i'm talking about you need to read Lindenwood's Legacy paper that came out today. If youcan't read Legacy sorry you're out of luck

Lindenwood Security

I don't understand how Wade Hampton can be so naive this campus is not safe. Hey let's implement a text messaging service so that we can protect our students. No maybe have security guards that aren't retards. What a bunch of freaking idiots. Immense must have changed dedinitons in the past ten years. If you don't know what i'm talking about you need to read Lindenwood's Legacy paper that came out today. If youcan't read Legacy sorry you're out of luck

Lindenwood Security

I don't understand how Wade Hampton can be so naive this campus is not safe. Hey let's implement a text messaging service so that we can protect our students. No maybe have security guards that aren't retards. What a bunch of freaking idiots. Immense must have changed dedinitons in the past ten years. If you don't know what i'm talking about you need to read Lindenwood's Legacy paper that came out today. If youcan't read Legacy sorry you're out of luck

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Naked Man superglued to bike

A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.


I don't know what else to say except.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


how funny is that?

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Fire Alarm

Just to give you a little background. In the first edition of the Legacy Newspaper President Evans said that our campus was very safe and secure and that our security officers were good. Fast foward to last night when the fire alarm in my dorm went off a 1:48 am. Now I know that there is actually a fire the dorm will burn to the ground so i grab my computer. Everyone filed out and stood there waiting for the security to come. What time did they get there? Well the first "security guard" came at 2:00 am which is 12 minutes after the slarm went off. And the second came at 2:12. Thirty minutes after the alarm first went off. That made me feel really safe. What made me feel even more safe is the fact that my RD wasn't even there. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!

Monday, April 30, 2007

NFL Draft

The NFL Draft was this weekend. It might be the most long drawn out thing I have ever seen and I didn't even watch it. Why does it have to take 2 days to get through it. It eoesn't make any sense whatsoever. But who am I? I'm not some multi million dollar corporation trying to make money. So I guess that's what separates me from them. Or maybe I'm just bitter that I don't make millions of dollars a year.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Drunk Guy and Stupid Boy

A drunk guy parked himself as well as his horse in a bank in Germany. He was too drunk to make it home and decided to sleep in the lobby of a bank. No charges were filed, but apparently the horse made a desposit of his own (pun intended). Another funny story is a little 2 year old got a traing toilet seat stuck on his head and they had to use liquid soap to get it off. Oh the things that happen in Europe. Bunch of Crazy MOFO's